Client: I'm struggling with anxiety.
Bad Therapist: Well then maybe you should chill the fuck out.
Client: I'm having a lot of problems with my parents.
Bad Therapist: Oh okay. Hey you know friend, I've got some advice you okay. It's a very important line from a very important book. You ready for this pal: 'Honor thy father and thy mother!'
Client: I keep regressing back to the simpler days of childhood.
Bad Therapist: Grow up.
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