Is Pink The New Gay?

Some may say that the lay out of this blog is a bit "gay." After all, it's pink. But here's my question for them: what if I was gay? Would that mean that I am pink? No. You see, pink is not gay because gay is not pink. I don't think any one who believes otherwise has ever gotten above a C in algebra, which miraculously, I think I did. Though I averaged a 70 in Algebra 2. But seriously, that's more than double Bush's approval rating. I think we should change the pass/fail average in schools to whatever approval rating the president has. It really makes a lot of sense. About as much sense as pink being gay. You know what pink is mother effers? It's Gatsby. Gats effin' by.