In a recent email correspondence with a friend, I told him that while I missed the Democratic debate that I heard that Hillary Clinton held her own. His reply goes as follows:
"Eh, what really happened was that Wolf Blitzer held his own, if by 'held his own' you mean 'held his own penis in his hand and jerked it off into his mouth."'These debates are worse than useless."
What's incredibly interesting to me is that the reason I missed the debate was because I was quite literally doing the same thing as Wolf. It was a feat I had never accomplished and I am quite proud.
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